So, ladies and gentlemen, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Let’s get done with the bad news first, eh?

The bad news is that we’re stuck, all of us, in a cycle of redundancy. The rich are just getting richer and the poor are getting colder, sicker and hungrier by the minute. And the institutions that we built to be the corporate ‘Robin Hood’s, to take from the rich and give to the poor, are doing nothing if making sure that the world stays stuck. All these people, all these conspiracies and all the drama, it’s all a ruse to keep us distracted from the truth. The Third World is going to stay the Third World and the First World will keep sucking the life from it until there is nothing left but bones and then it will use them to make broth. The “Institutions of Democracy”, the “Warriors for the World”, the “Saviors of Humanity” are nothing but cover-ups to keep us from seeing the bigger picture; corporates rule the world, son, and there’s nothing you can do about it unless you become one of them. The economy is being crippled with aid, they’d rather feed us than teach us how to make our own food, and with this they’ve given rise to a new form of slavery, the corporate slavery. We eat when they tell us, we sleep when they tell us, we meet our families when they tell us – all for a hot meal and a roof over our children’s heads.

This world is going nowhere, ladies and gentlemen. The oppressor’s are in a habit of oppressing and the oppressed have gotten lazy and comfortable in their mental incapacitation. We’re in a rut and there doesn’t seem to be a way out. This is the end of the world, because this is the end of humanity. We’ve reached self-actualization – the oppressors know that they were born to rule and the oppressed have accepted that they were born to serve. There’s nowhere left to go now.

The good news is there’s a revolution coming. It might not be tomorrow or the next day, it might not even be next year. It might still be a couple of generations down the road. But mark my words, ladies and gentlemen, a revolution is coming. And this time it will be bigger than any we’ve ever seen. The Global Village will merge together and only two entities will remain; the Oppressors and the Oppressed. There may or may not be a paradigm shift but this final show of defiance will decide, definitely, what eternity will look like for our race.

Now all we are left to do is to sit back, relax, and wait for the Oppressed to give birth to the Revolutionaries. And then they can start telling us what to do.