So, God…?

So, as a last resort, I turned to God. Yes, that sound pathetic, He should’ve been the first thing on my mind. But I’m a member of the “hip” generation, not really my fault.
Anyway, so, I’m not exactly praying. Technically, I am praying. But what I’m really doing is negotiating. I’m discussing my terms with Him. Yes, it’s a one-way conversation. But what the hell, right? Oops, sorry God, I know I’m not allowed to swear, but blame my generation.
So I’m asking Him to negotiate with me on the possibilities of what I want. He’ll throw in the full possibility of me getting what I want & I’ll join UNICEF? No, that’s not really what you want is it?
What about 85% possibility & I’ll donate all my shoes. Fine, I know I don’t have enough of those for even me, it’s because of the economic depression, no one has enough shoes these days.
Ok, what about 50% possibility & I’ll pray every day? I’m thinking you’re agreed to that,& yes, I know prayer changes destiny. But please just write 50% possibility into my destiny, please?
So, I’m thinking God & I have reached an agreement. Although it was a one-way conversation, but I think I’m going to go with the gut feeling I have that He’s happy with the last option!
Prayer changes destiny. Hopefully for the better.

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